All things outside of Burning Man. Wed Feb 16, 9: Let the Wanking begin! Don't be a hater, use your vibrator A whack in the morning keeps anger from soaring. Don't pull that grenade pin, stoke your bifkin Agree with Chirac? As war clouds thicken, choke your chicken.
Ella Byworth for Metro. One, you have an excuse to masturbate as much as you please. Out of pure nosiness and the desire to get rid of our collective awkwardness around talking about masturbation loads of us are doing it. Do they light ten candles and play Enya in the background? All names have been changed for reasons of privacy. I usually plan my day around it. Normally I just watch porn on my phone and use a vibrator of some variety.